Allow me to explain the anatomy of a cat’s paw.
Smush beans!!! Piddle paws. Liddle piddles. Smoosh bean piddly doos.
Fluffstuff pink piddle chubber bubbies.
As a biologist I can attest for the accuracy of this.
I’m literally scrolling through my dash and laughing my ass off but I’m also on a very quiet bus to my playoff game and everyone is so serious but I’m just like “HAHAHAHA LEG HAIR WHAT IS AIR”
i was looking through the 50th trailer
and it looks like eleven is hanging off the tardis
"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
"just talk to people!!!11!!!!1!!1!1!11!!!! it’s easy!!! why are you so shy???? making friends is so easy!!1!!!!!11!!!!!"
yesterday this kid came in my bio class dressed as link and i was like “its link” and he just sighed of relief and said “do you know how many people have called me zelda today you are the first one to call me link”